Tuesday, May 01, 2007

I will not read the final Harry Potter book

"I am. What crazy reason do you have for this one? I'm sure you'll make it sound completely rational and valid, but as much as I love you, you won't stop me reading it. Then again, I'm not a Harry Potter fanatic so don't really care whether I do or don't read it..."

"I don't care for Harry. Neville holds my heart, and I don't want to know how she concludes the story,"

For once, elucidate on something necessary and satisfy the populace!
"I'm torn between apathy for her choice, and concern for her sequitur. If I am to read the final book and Neville isn't expounded with every bit of diction and cadence allotted to her imagination, her adjudication would sentence me to excruciating benightedness! To fill me with hope in book 5, when his character becomes distinct, then mention him three measley times in the 6th... it was like trying to nap in a bivouac.
"Aside from this; the feelings inferred from reading the books are fond to me, I enjoy recalling the days and nights I spent reading them. I spent a day in my mother's bed reading Prisoner of Azkaban. Her long windows were open and Lake was outside with James. I ate an entire bag of strawberry licorice.
"The 6th book disillusioned me, I no longer feel that she could consummate the series. Not reading it will my avoidance of disappointment and denouement; I want the possibility of firstly reading it to stay open, for my satisfaction."

a moment quiet enough, crickets would've been amply suitable, so I picked up straw in my mind and chewed on it, then I rocked back and forth on the white rocking chair